Nov 9, 2007

Turkey Tits and The Dippled Ass

Not really much going on today. It seems it's going to be a quiet Friday. All of our shopping was done yesterday, along with a little extra shopping. The turkey has taken his roost respectively in the freezer, until I move his ample breasts and juicy thighs to the fridge to thaw in a couple weeks--or whenever close to Thanksgiving is. I can't keep the weeks straight anymore and doesn't Thanksgiving usually come later in the month? Am I the only one that has a problem with this? Guess so. I plan on making a "Michigander" style turkey this year. Makes those ample breasts just fall apart in your mouth. Is what you do is cut a small slit in the skin of the breast and pull the skin away slightly making a little breast pocket for Mr. Turkey to keep his pocket protector in. No, I mean, you make Mr. Turkey a little pocket and you stuff it full of seasoned butter. I never thought of myself as being much of a "breast woman," but the thought of hot turkey tits marinating for hours in seasoned butter makes me drool. Turkey tits. Hahaha. Love it!! I crack myself up sometimes.

Paul wants me to make two pies. Sigh. Two pies, three people eating, equates to 10 pounds added to my already jiggling, dimpled ass. Of course we will be having the obligatory pumpkin pie and he also wants chocolate cream.

I have figured out the most kid friendly snack the world has ever seen though. Haley loves to eat it and make it and it's easy! Plain english muffins, split. A jar of tomato sauce. A bag of mozzarella. A bag of pepperoni. Easy, cheesy, microwavable, MINI PIZZA!!! Best of all--unprocessed and didn't come out of a box. It's got to be better than macaroni and cheese. Right?!?

2 comments:

shannon said...

Turkey tits!!! that is too funny! i told toby about the way you are going to cook your turkey and he said that it sounded so good! i'm glad i'm not cooking this year all i'm doing baking! and i'm doing 4 pies. but i love doing it and i do everything homemade! i am doing 2 apple, 1 pumpkin, 1 cherry, and 1 chocolate cream pie. want me to come do yours? and we tried those little pizza things. paige and kimber loved them! thanks

Anonymous said...

dear "turkey tits and the dippled ass" i think that your blog might be about my friend trent cupcake dippled mushroom!

P.S. what does dippled mean??!

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